Can I Do Rockband?

by Cricket Umpire

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Six Track EP by Cricket Umpire.
Special thanks go to Will Beringer for helping with recording and production, Maddie Lukomski for providing some moving poetry on "Pocket Sand", Ross Penning and Head Above Water and all of our friends and family.

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released June 29, 2017

All songs written and performed by Cricket Umpire
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Cricket Umpire Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Cricket Umpire is a three piece pizza-emo band from Sioux Falls SD. Check out our newest release "Can I Do Rockband?" on Head Above Water Records

Michael Bertsch- Guitar & Vox
Kaden Gannon- Bass
Travis Morrison-Drums

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Track Name: Pocket Sand (ft. Maddie Lukomski)
I know almost three years ago I said I’d write you songs
But now a few years later I’m doing it but they always come out wrong
Now I’m finally writing every day to escape what I’m s’posed to do
And now I’m finally writing every day but I’d rather be with you
Please come back home

But how does this feel to you
So far apart but we’re always so close
And are we both thinking this through
I know I can’t wait to come home to you

I know almost four months ago I ran away from you
But now a few months later I’m running home and I know I have to do I have
to run away again for now, but I’ll be back soon again
And now I’m finally writing every day just get through to the end
Just hurry up

Lets run away
I’m not afraid
Track Name: Bulldog
I can’t sleep anymore
I know you can’t take a hint in the first place
And I won't try anymore but i've gotta
But you don’t even care

I won’t miss you when you’re gone you will be soon
If i have anything to say about it
And hopefully my room won’t smell like
Shit anymore cause you won’t be there
And I won’t have to deal with all your
Shit anymore and you won’t even care

I don’t eat anymore
And I know I can’t help myself in the first place
And I don’t even try anymore but I’ve gotta
But I don’t even care

~Repeat chorus~

I don't try anymore
And i know i don't care for much the past few days
And I don't even cry anymore, I don't wanna
But you don't even care

And you won't miss me when i’m gone
And I will be soon if I
Have anything to say about it
Hopefully we both won't feel like
Shit anymore cause i won't be there
And you won't have to deal with all my
Shit anymore and you don't even care
Track Name: S.D.S.M.T.M.N.T.
It’s getting late
It’s cold out
And I don't quite know your name
I’m not ashamed
I’m older
And I don’t quite feel the same
We’re getting high now
I’m older
Cause there’s just so much that’s changed
But that’s okay
We’re all okay

It’s pretty lame
But I’m home now
And everything feels just the same
I haven’t sang
In months now
Fuck you, you know your name
I couldn’t stand you
And I still can’t
Not really much has changed
But that’s okay
We’re all okay

But everything sucks
I’m sick of feeling fucked
all the time

Wish I could stay home
I wouldn't feel so alone
All the time

(But everything sucks)
It’s getting late
It’s cold out
And I don't quite know your name
(I'm sick of feeling fucked all the time)
I’m not ashamed
I’m older
And I don’t quite feel the same
(Wish I had stayed home)
We’re getting high now
I’m older
Cause there’s just so much that’s changed
(I wouldn't feel so fucked all the time)
But that’s okay
We’re all okay

(And everything sucks)
It’s pretty lame
But I’m home now
And everything feels just the same
(I'm suck of feeling fucked all the time)
I haven’t sang
In months now
Fuck you, you know your name
(Wish I could stay home)
I couldn’t stand you
And I still can’t
Not really much has changed
(I wouldn't feel so alone all the time)
But that’s okay
We’re all okay
Track Name: Stone Cold Steve Harvey
I mean why’d this have to happen in the first place
I guess I get it I’ve been gone for so long
I just feel like some
Guy you just text with now and then
I’m still the one who wants to sing you songs in bed
But that’s over now

Well I haven’t been alone since I was fifteen
And now I don’t what the hell I should
Do and what’s even left of me
And fuck do i miss you
But you just chewed me up and spit me out
What the hell did either of us really think


Fucking blows that you just left me when I got sad
I’d be helping you for years and then you
Slit my wrists and just watched me bleed
And I kinda hope you feel bad
But I’ve never wanted you to cry
And that’s still a fucking huge part of me

Well I haven’t been alone since I was fifteen
And now I don’t what the hell I should
Do and what’s even left of me
And fuck do i miss you
But you just chewed me up and spit me out
What the hell did either of us really think

And fuck do I miss you

And fuck do I miss you
But you just chewed me up and spit me out
And that’s still a fucking huge part of me
Track Name: It's Hot In Topeka!
I mean I’ve gotta be honest I’m feeling okay without you
Maybe I spent too much time on the other end of the state but hey
fuck you you’ve treated me bad for way too long

I’m just sick now cause I’m home

Havent felt needed or wanted or liked for probably 8 days
and somedays
I lay on my couch feeling sad

Cause you make me feel bad
I can’t say I’ve been feeling much since i

Got home last saturday night and god knows
I needed to see you
but you’re way too tired

or trying to see someone else when I haven’t seen you for months
Cause fuck me right? Fuck me right?


I mean I’ve gotta be honest I can’t seem to focus when all of my friends just can’t seem to resolve this or make me feel better than nothing at all and I can’t say I blame them since I’ve hit the wall

I mean I’m better than you at least I fucking hope so
I’ve been telling myself shit to make me feel hopeful
Or tired or homesick or who fucking knows
I just know I can’t fit into all my old clothes
Track Name: My Toe is Hot! Pick It!
I can’t sleep at night
I don’t try to hard
It’s way too quiet I’m trying to close my eyes

Don’t feel the same
I’ve got so far to go
Losing touch or I’ve lost my mind

Sustenance
As it were
I know I’m dying, I’m trying, don’t help me

Fuck all of this
I’m not going to your party what the fuck did you expect
I never liked your friends
Cause they’re not like me

Fuck you for this
I haven't slept for weeks but I cant really blame you there
You shat on me for weeks
You never liked me


Last night I found
Myself sleeping in your living room
I’m sorry I got too drunk or I got too sad

I’ve searched for weeks
My old friends are home
It’s been a long time coming been a long time coming

I need to get a drink
It’s not something I said
Who would have thought, who cared

Old friends
New days
Vape hard
Party
Fuck all of this
I’m not going to your party what the fuck did you expect
I never liked your friends
Cause they’re not like me

Fuck you for this
I haven't slept for weeks but I can't really blame you there
You shat on me for weeks
You never liked me